Posts by Pinned Blouse

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Did you ever have a weird bible/book study?

by badboy in

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only asking!

Pinned Blouse

I was not born in the truth, I had a bible study before I was "jumped in"

The lady that studied with me she told me that I should not wear my "I am Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?" T-shirt. The Simpsons was not proper viewing

My combat boots (The style at the time) were representing the military

I could not watch "Martin" (Martin Lawrence T.V. Show) which was funny as hell, everytime I snuck and watched it I felt bad

No R rated movies, which is not bad today because I can now catch up on all the movies I missed

My kids had to sit with me during the bible study, they were 2 & 3 at the time

Not til' years later that I found out that my bible studies should not have been 2 1/2 to 3 hours long, only an hour, they were torture!

PB

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Deleted's Top Five Poll #1 - What would you get disfellowshipped for today?

by Deleted in

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i've been reading this site for years and i need more posts (is this a left over dub-thang like counting time?).

so taking a page from ozzie's poll, here's my top five.

1. i got myself doctorates in divinity & metaphysics from the ulc (ulc.org, about $140 - i went for the works) so i could register with the county as a minister to officiate weddings, done 4 so far - i don't charge if you're interested.

Pinned Blouse

Can one get DF'd for oral sex? Giving and receiving?

Burfdays

X-mas

Lying/Half Truths

Enjoying sex with orgasm

Divorced my husband because I just did not like him anymore (I was the only witness to that) LOL

Forsaking the gathering

Having "Permafrost" Yall remember that? LOL

.....................to be continued

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Reading CRISIS of CONSCIENCE

by azaria in

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im borrowing it from the library and am almost half way through.

at times i have to put it down because it makes me so furious.

i had a difficult time getting into it at first because its definitely not an uplifting book.

Pinned Blouse

I just ordered this book from half.com, I cannot wait to read it, I borrowed it from the library but I ran out of time, I plan on reading the rest of Franz's books too,

PB

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What are you doing with your Sundays?

by Steve Egner in

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helllloooo everyone,.

after reading this board for quite a while, i've finally been moved to post.

i was inspired by our trip to the dallas apostachilifest, where princess and i met lots of terrific people in various stages of exit from the j-ho's.

Pinned Blouse

Oh yeah, I like to go to Walmart on Sunday's to see if I can tell which people are JW's or "church folk" based on their Sunday clothes. Usually the "church folk" has something detracting themselves as a JW. Like:

Long sideburns

Revealing slit on the skirt

Faddish hairstyle

Happy

PB

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DF'd, what do I say????

by Pinned Blouse in

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when i wrongly df'd 5 years ago i never went back, there are jw's at my job and i sometimes see jw's on the street.

if they smile at me i smile back since they do not know.. question - what am i officially to tell those that innocently say hi to me?

(i would never tell them that i was df'd because i think it is wrong) but i an curious since it has been so long.. .

Pinned Blouse

Sherry,

You are right, I am known as the one "who speaks to everybody" and it would go against my nature not to. I know it is silly and I should not care but I "allow" it to bother me when I shouldn't. That is why I love this board!

Thanks Sherry :-)

PB

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DF'd, what do I say????

by Pinned Blouse in

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when i wrongly df'd 5 years ago i never went back, there are jw's at my job and i sometimes see jw's on the street.

if they smile at me i smile back since they do not know.. question - what am i officially to tell those that innocently say hi to me?

(i would never tell them that i was df'd because i think it is wrong) but i an curious since it has been so long.. .

Pinned Blouse

Thank you guys for all your responses. I see this one JW lady at work every morning as we go get breakfast in the morning at the same time, I find myself gauging whether or not she speaks to me or not that she has "found out" that I am no longer a JW. I cannot believe I let them have control over me like that! This gane has been going on for about 5 years.

PB

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I don't date because I'm a Jehover's Witness

by Elsewhere in

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http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2004/06/04/1086203613032.html?oneclick=true#.

the princess and the showgirljune 6, 2004. .

anywhere i go they say, 'oh my god, you're number one, aren't you?

Pinned Blouse

I must say that as a African American woman Serena represents a strong black woman and carrying what the men call a very nice "ba dunka dunk booty" which they LOVE. I do question som of her clothing choices since I think I would have been called into the library for doing such.

Here is a better picture

A Nice Field Service Outfit LOL

PB

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My 4 year old daughter has declared us JW free!!!!

by choks in

well exactly as the title says...my 4 year old daughter, obviously tired of my dithering has taken matters into her own hands!.

the background is that i was bought up in the troof, and began my fade about 6 months ago.

i had been talking to my daughter about us not going to the meetings anymore and she accepted it very well.

Pinned Blouse

Chok,

Has she answered the phone yet saying, "My mommy said that she is not home"

Love it!

Welcome

PB

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3 Religious Truths

by Pinned Blouse in

you may have already heard this one but i thought i'd share anyway.. .

three religious truths.

1. jews do not recognize jesus as the messiah.. 2. protestants do not recognize the pope as the leader of the christian faith.. 3. jehovah's witnesses do not recognize each other at the porn shop.

Pinned Blouse

Stef,

How bout this one..

Too Funny! I am saving this one

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Some Funnies

by Pinned Blouse in

i'm a jehovah's bystander.

we's like the witnesses, only we don't wanna get involved.

- flip wilson.

Pinned Blouse

I'm a Jehovah's Bystander. We's like the Witnesses, only we don't wanna get involved.
- Flip Wilson

While traveling near Tampa, Florida I passed the "Jehovah's Witness Assembly Hall" and was struck by the fact that that must be where they make them.
- Gene Spafford

What do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a Jehovah's Witness?
Someone who goes from door to door telling people to go to hell.

What do you get when you cross a Mafia soldier with a Jehovah's Witness?
Lots of converts.

What does Hannibal Lector call a Jehovah's Witness? Free delivery!
- Jay Leno

I could never be a Jehovah's Witness... I didn't see the accident. As far as I know, Jehovah didn't hit anybody.
- Greg Taylor

My Avon lady just became a Jehovah's Witness. That may not mean much to you, but it saves me one more trip to the door.
- George Carlin

I saw justice in action today for the first time ever. I went out for breakfast this morning with my girlfriend, saw a Jehovah's Witness lock himself out of his own house. Kept ringing the bell.
- Lou Eisen

Do you know what it's like to have one already in the house?
- Julie Barr (comedian) about her sister, a JW

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to knock on your door and ask you if you've seen the light!

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an Agnostic?
Someone who goes door to door for no apparent reason.

Ask a Jehovah's Witness: If Jesus were in the hospital and needed an operation, could he get a blood transfusion from God?

I learned something the other day. I learned the Jehovah's Witnesses do not celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't like strangers going up to their door and annoying them.
- Bruce Clark